Mike: It’s a sled. I call it the Mikesled.
Bob: I have a better idea.
A saltwater crocodile’s bite can exert up to 3,700 lbs of pressure per square inch, which scientists say is notably less than that produced by my Dad Stare. Tread carefully, chief
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