@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
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@FiannMacFool: Sociophobia is the fear of friends. Sociophoebea is the fear of just the ditzy one.
@AndrewNadeau0: Lois Lane survived until she was, like, 30, without Superman. Then she starts falling off buildings practically once a week. I think Superman was pushing her.