@ReelQuinn: A shoemaker called yesterday and yelled at me because I hadn’t picked up the boots he repaired. It’s been one week. He said they’ve been there since October. (They haven’t.) I said, “WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?” He said he yelled at all his customers.
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@HansGrubertron: The gorilla and I maintain eye contact, separated by only an inch of glass. He scratches his head... I scratch mine. He touches his chest... I touch mine. He shits in his hand... my wife drags me away.