@mrjohndarby: *a snake wearing one skinny jean*
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@lisaxy424: boss: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? me: HAHAHA [later] cw: WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING? me: literally never talk to me gary
@TheLeslieMommy: At Walmart checkout other day: Cashier: "you have a dog?" (Scanning dog food.) Hubz: no, our kid needs protein Cashier: Hubz: Me: dying
@HelenMaryMe: If you're found snoozing at your desk, just say "Oh they told me at the blood bank that this might happen!"