@Vanilla_cupcak: You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it

@JamieGreenlees: A colleague asked me "what's wrong?", and that's a month of her life she won't get back!

@Piecezilla: The weatherman said it's nice outside. I guess they don't let him watch the rest of the news.

@SirEviscerate: People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.

@rockymomax: EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: its about children E: ok SK: in corn E: thats nice SK:who murder E: dammit Stephen