@AlexvanBeek: A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender.
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@ArfMeasures: Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: LMAO! The question should be when am I NOT sexually active!! Doctor: ok when are you not sexually active? Me: All the time
@sirivan: There’s no problem you can’t solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor.