@Poutymcgee
@JanieBoBanie3
I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm.
Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants?
Oh.
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@JanieBoBanie3
@markedly
My girlfriend once made me change because I was wearing green pants with a blue shirt. “You look like the earth,” she said.
@GrantTanaka
Wife: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
[we put our clothes back on]
@briangaar
“Congratulations, the baby’s got green overalls!” Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
@envydatropic
It’s October so I refuse to kill any spiders in my house in hopes that they do the Halloween decorating for me.
@omerwahaj
An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
@CherBear162
I would never get a minivan because I can’t even think of 7 people I’d want to be stuck in a vehicle with.
@cali_cathy
I don’t see any clouds today so where is your data really stored?
@Dustinkcouch
God (inventing humans): hey someone throw a rock at the lizards i have a worse idea
@OMGSoOverIt
(Puckers up & makes best kissy face)
Officer taking mugshot: Stop that.