TRUMP: if elected i’ll build a protective wall. I’ll call it the great wall
*advisor whispers in his ear*
i’ll call it the really great wall
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection.
Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
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Me: Will you miss me?
Him: Only if you run in a zig-zag pattern