The letter n always has to be the centre of attention.
A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!
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toddler *walks by with a hammer*
me: What are you gonna make?
My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, “no.”
Spoiler alert: Sometimes accountants are boring on purpose because we think it’s funny when we see people’s eyes glaze over.
Me: Ugh…where am I?
Voice: Never mind that. I’ve missed you.
M: WHO’S THERE??
*steps into the light to reveal the DuoLingo owl*
DuoLingo Owl: “Who” indeed…You missed your last French lesson.
D: IT LEARNS TO SAY “JE T’AIME BIEN” OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.
my boyfriend said “oh my god my cat looks like baby yoda” and i look over and sure enough
She told me my analogies didn’t make any sense.
It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.
Me: How much for the snake hamster?
Pet Store Clerk: That’s a ferret
Me: there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my child. I would walk through the fires of hell and back for him
Son: can we go to the park?
Me: no, it’s raining a little bit