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@GoldenSpirals: A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper.

I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight.

A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it’s stuck in my wiper. 

I guess I don’t have to stop to get supper tonight.

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