The part in Temple Of Doom where she reaches in the hole full of bugs, but me reaching into a pot of cold water in the sink to grab a fork.
A vulture floats lazily overhead. Here come a few of his friends. Oh, and a few more. Look, now they’re circling.
Maybe I should move.
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If Child A has 2 scoops of ice cream in his bowl, and child B has 1 3/4 scoops, how many days will Mom have to hear about it?
The Moon: [swipes left]
“I’m sorry, it’s too late in the series run to introduce a major character.” – me, meeting anyone new.
Me:I gotta go home. Im bleeding & my computers broken
Boss:looks like u just slammed ur head thru the computer screen
Me:what is this CSI?
Me: was it my browser history?
Pete: wAs It mY bRoWsEr HiStOrY
I only keep Facebook for the birthday reminders and to randomly unfriend people so they wonder what they did wrong.
school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend