@Darlainky: A winged baby shooting people with a bow and arrows. Yeah, what wouldn’t turn me on about that?
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@kimtopher22: If you wanna see that guy you used to like, go out in public looking your worst and it's practically guaranteed.
@VexingVixxen: Finding a suitable boyfriend after 40 is like trying to thread a needle while riding a mechanical bull.
@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.