@badbanana: Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team.
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@ShivangiJha08: 9y/o~poking finger on my face. Me(yelling)~dont touch me with your finger Later~glad he got loophole now what to do with a foot on my face
@: Cashier: you’re 8 cents short Me: it’s only 8 cents can you just let it slide Cashier: no Me: *slides cashier 20 dollars* what about now
@Ristolable: The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I tweeted "Help, I am in an Iranian prison" everyone would be like "haha good one"