@mejustbeth: Accidentally bought a left-handed bottle of shampoo and now I have to shower facing the other direction.
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@juliussharpe: With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia.
@shadonium: What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
@JohnLyonTweets: The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter.