Accidentally bought something by clicking “OK” 6 times then “place order”

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[First day working in forensics]

Boss: I need you to dust for prints.

Me: Doesn’t Prince have his own cleaner. And didn’t he die 4 years ago?

Boss: No, you moron. Dust for fingerprints.

Me: Oh right, yeah. My bad.

Boss: Then I need you to vacuum for Sting.

Me: Wait, what?!


Murder hornets don’t sting as bad as accidentally opening the front camera.


I hope that when everyone returns to my office they appreciate the pole I installed in the conference room. I can’t wait to show them the routine I’ve worked so hard on


I am not a functional alcoholic.

I am a dysfunctional sober person.


Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD.


Yoga bends.
Yoga stretches.
Yoga realizes is out of shape.
Yoga pants.


[putting on wedding dress]

me: I feel like I’m making a big mistake

maid of honor: yes the bride should be wearing that


“A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat.” I don’t doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.


I wonder if Medusa’s husband felt like he was being taken for granite.