@ch000ch: accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: What's the score, who's winning? Therapist: Ok so that's really not how couples counseling works.
@TheAndrewNadeau: Wife: I'm leaving you. Me: Us. Wife: Me: You're leaving us. Wife: Me: Also, why? Wife: *Sigh* Sock Puppet I Never Take Off: Answer him, Susan.
@alfageeek: What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?