@ch000ch: accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
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@pleatedjeans: If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
@TrainedHedonist: Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine.
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.