@Sassafrantz: Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.
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@ArfMeasures: Wife: What's going on? Me: Updog Wife: Oh not that joke again Me: Just say it! Wife: Fine, what's updog? Dog: A movie about a guy with a floating house Wife: Holy shit
@bobbiejo448: News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case.
@NYC_Blonde: Tomorrow is the 4th of July which means one thing, it's going to be a really big day for nail art Instagram photos.