@c12h22o11balls: Accidentally put the Ouija board in the monopoly box so now whenever you land on free parking it summons a ninth level demon
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@ExploringUrMind: Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands.
@SaddestFinger: My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet.
@CulturedRuffian: Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!