@Cpin42: Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?
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@copymama: 5yo: Does everyone in the world have kids? Me: No, some people decide they don’t want to have them. 5: I don’t want kids. Me: Why not? 5: They’re a lot of work. Me: Then why don’t you be less difficult for me? 5: Well, you decided to have kids.
@ArfMeasures: Receptionist: The doctor will see you now Me *shuffles further behind cabinet* better? Receptionist: Yes but shh he's coming