I don’t like revenge. Just one venge is enough.
Ad exec: but how are we going to reach our target audience?
Ad exec 2: we need to be able to speak their language
Meow Mix jingle writer: *deep breath*
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Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don’t serve alcohol at the wedding.
My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
“You may now kiss the bride”
Wow this is the happiest day of-
*dad flies by in hot air ballon*
*throws football at my head*
DATE: My last boyfriend was such trash.
ME: *3 raccoons in a trench coat but trying to play it cool* I would not have liked that.
“What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?”
Well, that’s a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff’s new here
And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like “Naw, I’ll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!”
Maybe I’m driving around with my coffee on the roof because I want to cool it down. YOU DON’T KNOW.
me: instead of a baby I think I’ll get a dog
midwife: no, you won’t
I believe in a woman’s right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.