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@obviousplant_: Added some new forms of payment to this store...
@bossy_bootz: Of course I can handle constructive criticism
*resents you for the next 50 yrs
@jamdugg: Hungover at 25: *Drinks Gatorade*
Hungover at 35: *Makes funeral arrangements*
@thatdutchperson: [runs into friends with baby]
Me: OMG WHO'S THIS LITTLE GUY.
Friends:*picks up baby* wanna hold him?
Me:*kneeled next to dog* what?
@weinerdog4life: Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat
@isabelzawtun: Movie trivia is always like, "The actor improvised when he screamed & threw the plate, so the reactions of fear from his co-stars are real. The actress who played the mom was 2 years older than the actress who played her daughter."