@PeterClayton6: (Adobe CEO's house)
Like the new couch hun?
Update it.
What about the wallpap…
UPDATE IT ALL.
You're scaring the ki…
UPDATE THEM TOO…
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@illiter8too: SALESWOMAN: (looking alarmed) Well, yes, I guess, technically the dress fits. ME: (limbs and face turning purple) Can you believe this? I’ve never been a size zero!
@ch000ch: if i ever go missing please don't use that photo of me holding a sign that says "if i ever go missing don't look for me." thanks
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@man_spach: *tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*
@HomeWithPeanut: Me: What's a six-letter word for "unhurriedly?" Wife: Slowly. Me: [sigh] W-h-a-t...i-s...a...s-i-x...
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