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@TheMichaelRock: Adult me: I wish I was a kid again.
Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!
@Queen_Sassy_AF: *naked in court*
Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Me: Well apparently the definition of “flash mob” is not what I excepted your honor.
@ShellHasDragons: Sanitary towels imply the existence of unsanitary towels
@KattsDogma: Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.
@AbrasiveGhost: GOD: I call them Water Buffalo
ANGEL: But they live on land
ANGEL: u really dont care anymore do u
GOD: Not a bit
@PlopWaffle: Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair.