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@ficklenuts: Adulthood is almost as fun as a piñata full of wasps
@Brentweets: Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes.
@fillthevacuum: Live, Laugh, Love
Leer, Lunge, Lactate
Do things that start with L
@GrandadJFreeman: Whoever said "money doesn't grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
@: I wanna look like a snack this summer but I keep eating them
@daemonic3: ME: I could use an espresso to sober up a bit, do you want anything from this Starbucks?
DRIVING TEST INSTRUCTOR: no