@MarfSalvador: [After sitting for a portrait for 18 hours] Where's the artist?
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@CruisinSoozan: Welcome to Wednesday. If you haven’t had a meltdown yet today, one will be assigned to you shortly. Bonus points for tears, flinging feces, and swearing in Polish.
@iAmDelFreaky: ~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*
@MissHavisham: Me: This swimsuit does nothing to flatter my bust. I feel like an old lady. Him: Maybe it’s because you use words like “bust.” Me: Ok. This swimsuit does nothing to flatter my bosom.