@LindaInDisguise: After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do.
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@jarrettstod: *someone finally replies after hours* my brain: don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it me: *replies in 0.02 seconds*
@TheBoydP: Twitter is great because it allows me to show off my hilarious mind without showing off my hilarious body...
@catstronomical: I love Harry Porter. All of them. Glasses kid. The ginger one. Smart girl. Dolby. The scene when Dumbledort kills Voldermore. Quizzo matches
@batkaren: "Every dog has his day," they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town.