@winosaurusmom: After watching HGTV, my husband and I have decided to become dog walkers so we can increase our house hunting budget to 4 million.
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@ipalatsky: - You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!! - Me? In my underwear? You must have left early.
@jollyrobber: The real walk of shame is having to waddle to the hall closet to get toilet paper because you didn't check before engaging the launch code.
@murrman5: [in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- "that's just Footloose"