@KentWGraham: Aging has caused me to need glasses. Glasses of beer. Glasses of wine. And glasses of bourbon.
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@DrakeGatsby: Me: I’m an actor Date: Oh that’s cool! Me: Have you seen “No Country For Old Men?” Date: I love that movie! Me: Yeah it’s awesome. Anyway, haven’t booked any roles yet.
@Brocklesnitch: there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them
@shamans_heal: I've seen: •UFOs •Ghosts •A Two Headed Turtle •Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president.
@AmericanGent69: Me: *walks up to Walgreens cashier with a pack of condoms* Excuse me, where are your fitting rooms?