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@LostFelicia: Ahh, birds chirping outside my window.
*lets the cat out*
*goes back to sleep*
@kiel_phillips: DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine
QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis?
D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch
@kangel76: If "Cops" has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they're nothing but trouble...
@DeanOkay: Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows
@Brianhopecomedy: Apparently saying, "Oh, I just came to watch" makes everyone else uncomfortable in the Pilates class.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: She: I think our sex would be off the charts..
Me: You have sex charts?