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@eff_yeah_steph: Alarm: beep beep beep
Me: I respectfully decline.
@JohnLyonTweets: House arrest? Your Honor, if anyone is going to be punished here it should be me. My house has done nothing wrong.
@UncleDuke1969: “Aboot a half kilometer up the road.”
“Just past the Tim’s on your left.”
“My pleasure, eh.”
@EBenita0517: When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that.
@FU_TangClan: Me: You ever have conversations in your head?
Me: Me neither
@Marcmywords2: It's not a real relationship, until you've apologized to a locked bathroom door.