@JohnLyonTweets: House arrest? Your Honor, if anyone is going to be punished here it should be me. My house has done nothing wrong.

@UncleDuke1969: “Aboot a half kilometer up the road.” “Thank you.” “Just past the Tim’s on your left.” “Much appreciated.” “My pleasure, eh.”

@EBenita0517: When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that.

@FU_TangClan: Me: You ever have conversations in your head? Me: No. Me: Me neither

@Marcmywords2: It's not a real relationship, until you've apologized to a locked bathroom door.