@leakypod: boomers: video games teach kids that dying has no consequence, you can’t respawn in real life ya know boomers 20 years ago: shut up and watch this coyote die repeatedly while attempting murder

@Jenny4ashley: If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?

@UncleDuke1969: "Scalpel." "Hey... You're not a surgeon!" "If Affleck can be Batman..." "Fair enough. Scalpel."

@Home_Halfway: She wears short skirts I eat ham late at night She's cheer captain and I eat ham late at night

@TheCatWhisprer: Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.