@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
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@Brampersandon_: GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you
@brittwastaken: "Why don't you love me anymore?" I sob as I gather my belongings. "Is it because of the kleptomania?" I cry as I put your cat in my purse.
@GingerHotDish: My friend is mad because I called her baby the cutest little freak show. The CUTEST tho... it’s like she missed that part.