All I’m saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don’t we run more things on toilet power?

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me: hmm this door says PUSH which likely stands for Pull Until Secrets Happen


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me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me