@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is pulling a lion out of your hat is actually much more impressive than pulling a rabbit out of your hat.
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@WheelTod: My perfect woman has the brain of Marie Curie & the body of Marilyn Monroe. This obsession with extreme memorabilia is perhaps her only flaw
@RealPrincessKim: Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, "You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"
@2tickytacky: If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield.
@kimlockhartga: I should get something accomplished, but the cat wants me to sit with him right now.