@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
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@truegritrumble: BEEKEEPER: *opens up beehive and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich* If that's here... KID: *opens up lunchbox in school cafeteria*
@weismanjake: Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread
@AristotlesNZ: Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?