@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
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@TomDaddario: My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me
@BlindChow: Our sport needs a name "Does it use a ball?" No it's more of an oblon– "Do u move it with ur foot?" No it's mostly thro– "Football" Perfect!
@Jandalize: Be back in a few days. Gotta shave my legs for spring. But, before I go, what's the best way to sharpen hedge trimmers?
@SCbchbum: Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): "lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."