@HallpassCanada: All of my best ideas involve jail time.
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@iamchrisscott: I love that the generation after millennials is called Generation Z like we all kinda know this whole thing is wrapping up soon
@prufrockluvsong: earthquakes are just the planet's way of trying to shake us off and I honestly can't find fault in that
@ThatEggChick: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
@EndhooS: "Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek" Yeah "Can you demonstrate?" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*