@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
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@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...
@simoncholland: If my daughter hasn't figured out how to forge my signature in her homework folder by now, that's her own problem.