@molly7anne: almost feel bad for the wealthy folks that gotta buy things like cobwebs and rats and bats and haunted skeletons of their landlord to decorate their house for Halloween I got all that for free
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@SCbchbum: Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
@Browtweaten: Daughter: He found a garter snake Mom: Oh crap, if he names it he'll want to keep- Dad: *walking in the door* Welcome home, Hiss Pratt Mom: Damn it
@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.