It seems unrealistic that no two people in a movie almost ever have the same name. My screenplay, 12 Guys Named Mike, will address this.
Already ate all the toilet paper I stocked up on :/
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My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
[Justice League HQ]
SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight
MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I’ll just fight daytime crimes
Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or plates. Paper plates are ok. No hammers, though. What are you – Thor?
“For my next illusion” the magician announces: “Free will!” Everyone starts clapping but they don’t know why
Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don’t have to share.
My weekly retreat is simple: driving alone down country roads for a couple of hours with tunes cranked up and singing loudly to livestock.
“Sorry, I have to take this call.”
“That’s a banana. And it’s half eaten.”
*covers banana with hand
“I don’t tell you how to do business.”
[her thinking to herself in the restaurant] he seems nice and normal
[me thinking to myself] she let the waiter twist her pepper 8 twists??