Me: (after eating 12 fudgesicles)
Ok. Time to get to work.
You: You can actually buy popsicle sticks at any craft store.
Me: Don’t question my art.
teacher: and that’s how you do your taxes
student: thank you. what a useful skill i have learned here today
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