@FilthyRichmond: Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake shit.
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@CrockettForReal: Him: you’re beautiful. Her: no I’m not, hehe. Him: yes, you are. Her: you’re crazy, I’m hideous. Him: oh, ok. I see it now.
@funandmisery: BATMAN: “...because bats scare me and I want criminals to share that fear. What about you?” INTIMACYMAN: “Oh haha...no reason I guess”
@Ixwie: When u get charged £1.85 by a cash machine to get ur own cash out and it has the cheek to tell u to cover ur pin to prevent getting robbed
@Abby__Rose: I dated a guy who always kneeled and prayed before sex. I still don't know if he was scared of what I'd do or thankful. Either way, amen.