@stillwondering1: Always the sasquatch in chains in the back of a pick up truck, never the bride.
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@lovejulieacafe: I never realized how many "favorite" coffee mugs I had until other people tried to use them.
@Chumpstring: My dentist says it’s ok to open stuff with your teeth and that flossing is “the next big scam.” He’s at my house today for a surprise checkup/to ask if he can park a car in my backyard for a few weeks “until the heat dies down.” His rates are very affordable.
@CaptPinkbeard: TV INTERVIEWER: As if the wedding wasn't surprising enough, you then eschew the tradition of one spouse taking the other's name. Instead, you chose to combine your surnames. Any regrets? BENEDICT AND ENGELBERT CUMBERBUMPERDINCK: Absolutely not