@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'
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@MommaUnfiltered: Our daughter woke us up at 3am to tell us a ghost was tapping on her from under her bed. Obviously, she was having a dream but we’re going to sell the house just in case.