@martinMmorrow: Am *I* rich? Ha. Well let's just say I told my Uber driver she could order something from Taco Bell too if she wanted.
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@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@CulturedRuffian: When one door closes, another one opens which is also one of the first signs you probably have a poltergeist.
@ohpeetie: You think you understand people and then you see a car with eyelashes on the headlights.
@maxlavergne: TIP: if ur worried about the airworthiness of the plane you're on offer it a chip. If it eats it you're on a seagull. Disembark immediately