@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
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@roxiqt: [talking to a date] "I hate rushing into relationships." [talking to a new friend] "I'm tired of dating. Run away with me & we'll get married in Vegas. We can start a raccoon farm outside of town & grow old together. No one can stop us."
@RoosterMustache: *i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god