@kibblesmith: Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS
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@pleatedjeans: worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost
@SlipperySecret: Sorry I called you "sexy" and didn't really mean it, but I was hungry and you were a mirage of pizza.
@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Flowers? You’re too good to me, baby Me: Nothin but the best for you, dollface Wife: Oh and there’s a card inside Me: There is? Wife: *reads aloud* Sorry for your loss. Aunt Bea will be missed Me: Wife: DID YOU STEAL THESE FROM A CEMETERY?!