The only way I’d be invited to a dinner party is to be hunted by rich people for sport.
Amazon Prime sounds like a great dating site for Super Fierce Cougars.
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It’s almost as if they don’t know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer.
Just so funny
I don’t discriminate;
– thin cake
– fat cake
– round cake
– flat cake
– upside down cake
I love them all equally.
Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
one small step for man one giant step for a really small man
“The calls are coming from inside the house!”
“Can you find out from where? I want some chips but I’m too lazy to get up.”