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@ArfMeasures: Amazon Review: A History of Criminals
Not a bad book. Prose and cons.
@iwearaonesie: "If we get the kids to help us it will go faster!”
- the dumbest thing I've ever said
@MariyaAlexander: They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point
@rebrafsim: *waving arms wildly* holy shit whose arms are these?!
@FU_TangClan: man: wait
@SteveKoehler22: Got my son a bumper sticker
"Proud Child of a Twitter Dad" ...
and now he proudly displays it
on the inside of his trunk.