@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.
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@iliezabeth: ME: *dying* are you...the Grim Reaper? GRIM REAPER: WOW, WE LITERALLY JUST MET... PLEASE CALL ME GRIMOTHY. LET'S KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL.
@flashember: *wakes up in a forest grove surrounded by deer* ME:[nervous] are u the good deer or the evil deer? (i see one deer holding up a classic copy of Bambi on VHS) ME:[sigh of relief] *deer breaks VHS in half* ME:*gasps* oh no