Tim Cook: “We’re excited to annou-”
#Apple fans: “We’ll buy it.”
Tim Cook: “Let me fini-”
Apple fans: “We’ll buy that too.”
An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.
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[at pet store]
Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over.
I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
This woman is my idol. Free her.
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Nah, don’t bother with chloroform. Use Ketamine blow darts. Way more entertaining and you don’t have to catch them.
Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second, but instead I am going to run over 100 times with the vacuum at different angles.
Bird of peace?
Bird of war?
Bird of true love?
..wait for it…