@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@TweetPotato314: Edward Scissorhands was so sad because he wanted to be class president but no one would run with him.
@thedad: Dr: how’s your diet? Me: I’ve been eating a lot of good fats like you said Dr: ice cream isn’t good fats Me: are you kidding me ice cream is amazing
@rachelle_mandik: most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you