@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@Rollmaninoz: *pterodactyl wakes his wife up pissing at 3am* WIFE: I thought your pee was supposed to be silent!!!
@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
@xLiserx: So you’re telling me we can land a spacecraft remotely on Mars, yet, very few men in my office can pee directly into a stationary toilet?
@AmishPornStar1: You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed.